My Dear People
Poor Dhagi has lost another top lieutenant to the ruining party in a move that did not come as a surprise to anyone.
Witness Dube wrote to Dhagi yesterday morning saying he had found a “new political home” and a few hours later he was in Zanu PF regalia after being bussed alongside thousands others to a Ngwena rally in Muzarabani.
Those who used to dispute that MDC-T was a Zanu PF creation have their answers now. We now await Dhagi’s official defection and he will be welcomed by Cde Chebundo kikikiki
Munopenga!!!!1
The disgraceful nature of the dispensation of darkness, confusion and poverty was once again exposed through the moronic rants of its Tourism deputy minister Barbara Rwodzi.
An audio recording of the mafikizolo minister verbally assaulting a police officer who had opened a docket against a Zanu PF member that defaced Citizens Coalition for Change (CCC) campaign posters went viral on social media recently.
In the recorded phone call, the exictable deputy minister, who is also the Zanu PF Chirumhanzu South legislator, not only threatened to report the poor police officer to commission-general Matanga and Ngwena, but also called him a dog, among other distasteful slurs.
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Unopenga!!!!!!
The barrage of insults from Rwodzi pushed junior police officers to complain bitterly to their seniors about the abuse they suffer at the hands of officials from the rudderless Zanu PF.
Police spokesperson Paul Nyathi said they were investigating the incident.
Given the fact that Locoste officials often get away with murder literally, I am not holding my breath that anything useful will come out of these investigations, if at all they are being done.
It is shocking that such invective is coming from a minister who is supposed to be the country's ambassador in her ministerial post for the critical tourism sector.
That this clearly deranged individual, judging by the drivel she spews, is the one who is supposed to interface globally in promoting the Zimbabwe brand is damning indictment of the calibre of government officials appointed by the Lacoste leader.
This is more so given the embarrassing outburst by Barbara’s boss and Tourism minister Mangaliso who called the CCC confused crockroaches at a rally held recently in a foolish attempt to ingratiate himself to Ngwena.
Labelling people crockroaches was common during the genocide in the Midlands and Matabeleland in the 1980s as the genocidaires tried to find reasons to justify their moment of madness.
With leaders such as these, who needs enemies?
It has been a while since I have felt the need to mention my successor aka Page 2 girl, Auxillia in my weekly missives.
However, I feel compelled to after the state parro…sorry media, waxed lyrical about her meeting with the United States first lady Jill Biden on her recent trip to New York for a roundtable discussions by the Global First Ladies Alliance.
We were told that the meeting between the Page 2 girl and Biden was “more than a sisterly affair”.
In a desperate bid to try and prove this “sisterly affair’, there was a picture of Biden greeting several women, among them Dr Amai 11 while others ‘looked on’ kikikikiki
It is amazing how the Lacoste administration, which constantly castigates western countries including the US, is so keen to be seen rubbing shoulders with the so-called imperialists to the extent of even claiming sisterhood.
It reminds me how the double faced Ngwena boasted at a meeting in Chimanimani in 2019 that he received real money in US dollars instead of our fiat currency from then American president Donald Trump.
He was referring to donations to victims of Cyclone Idai in Manicaland.
Receiving money from the so-called imperialists and enemies of Zimbabwe, led the visibly excited Ngwena to gloat that the disaster was a “blessing in disguise”.
The sheer hypocrisy of this regime, which barrelled its way into power on the back of guns and tanks is a crying shame.
The bungling Zimbabwe Electoral Commission (Zec) have dropped another massive clanger which has resulted in them being forced by a High Court ruling to accept the nomination papers of Elizabeth Valerio, who will be the only female presidential candidate in next months’ harmonised elections.
Zec had initially rejected her nomination papers. It is the latest of a series of boobs by the error prone commission led by Priscilla Chigumba.
Who can forget Gift Konjana who in 2018 beat Dexter Nduna in the Chegutu West constituency under an MDC Alliance ticket, but was pronounced the loser by the hopelessly compromised Zec.
The appointment of Abigail Millicent Ambrose, the daughter of the Zanu Pf vice president Kembo Mohadi as one of the six Zec commissioners removed any doubt that this election body is a sham and not fit for purpose.
I was not surprised by revelations that most of the people who attended Ngwena’s rally in Zaka were forced to attend it by members of the notorious Zanu PF shadowy group Forever Associates of Zimbabwe.
It can only be through coercion that the charisma and substance- free Ngwena can draw such crowds.
Even aspiring candidates of the octogenarian leaders’ party in next months’ elections have given his dull rallies a wide berth as evidenced by the letter by the party’s Harare provincial chairperson Goodwills expressing concern over the apparent snubbing of Ngwena’s meeting by Harare legislators.
No wonder why Ngwena is running scared to the extent of being rattled by a mere campaign billboard put up by Tyson who will contest to remove the hapless Lacoste leader and put the country out of its current misery kkkk.
Munopengaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Gushungo chete chete
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